User:HopalongCasualty

Formerly known as Beemer69. In 2024, after 17 years, I decided it was finally time for a change. My inspiration was the 1960 cartoon of the same name.

Formalities. This user is female. This user previously used another account: Beemer69. This user has been on Wikipedia for 18 years, 11 months and 24 days. 31,000+ This user has made more than 31,000 contributions to Wikipedia. This user helped promote Ermac to good article status. This user helped promote Ada Wong to good article status. ? This user likes to browse random articles, and make helpful edits whenever they can. This user has pending changes reviewer rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify) This user's editing philosophy: Contribute, let go... This user does not smoke. This user is drug-free. C2H5OH-0 This user is a non-drinker. Tron This user fights on the Game Grid. This user participates in WikiProject Video games. trivia This user hates trivia sections in articles. This user lives in or hails from the U.S. State of California. This user is an atheist. This user contributes using a Macintosh computer. This user deeply and utterly loathes people who deny the Holocaust. — This user thinks that improper hyphen–usage is out–of–control. Enough–already! your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. ’s This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should! their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

Update 'cause I'm just so important

I've been working on a novel-length Law & Order story since February 2025, which has taken up all the free time I otherwise would spend editing Mortal Kombat-related articles. (1/26)

Me.

Damn, I've been here for a long time. I started out editing anonymously until July 2007, when my first major article edits (of Ronaldinho) were all reverted only because I was an IP. That finally led me to create an account.

Anyway, I'm a middle-aged squirrel who messes mostly with escapist subjects. I guess I could call this a hobby, but heck, so could a good chunk of WP editors. My style is normally saving Big Edits for my weekends and casual editing for all other times. That's why you'll often see me start a project and then not touch it for several days. I usually work on Mortal Kombat-related articles but I'll end up wandering into and tweaking some random article, then end up editing it again later for no particular reason.

Folks, please don't get upset if I wind up changing your past edits. When I perform extensive edits or cleanups, I first and foremost try to maintain the integrity of the article. I myself have had big edits that I worked my butt off on and thought were the cat's pajamas, hacked up by other contributors over time. That's just how Wikipedia rolls, y'all.

I have Meniere's, suffer from anxiety, and am on the spectrum. Fucking hell.

Misplaced hyphens piss me off. You've been warned.

My magnum opususses.

Major article cleanups. Recreated articles are in bold.

• Ermac
• Space Harrier — Completed in 2016. Increased sources from 34 to 97. Before
• Bea Benaderet — Completed in 2017. Increased sources from 14 to 124. Before
• Dida (footballer, born 1973)
• Glacier (wrestler) - one of these days I'll get back in there and clean it up.
• Sara Berner

Significant contributions

• Ada Wong
• Mia Wasikowska
• List of Mortal Kombat characters and multiple individual character articles
• List of television shows notable for negative reception

Stashed here for my own personal use.

• What is and is not a reliable VG source?
• List of GA video game characters

		The Editor's Barnstar
		I just wanted to stop by and say what an amazing job you've done cleaning up the Cristiano Ronaldo article. It was filled with POV, coatracking, and all sorts of nonsense, and you cleaned it up and did a spectacular job of it. Thank you and well done! Vickser (talk) 23:46, 2 August 2008 (UTC)