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A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 35 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."

Moral: Don't EVER be late.

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I joined on November 28, 2006.

I started adding a lot of random stuff to my userpage around the beginning of December, 2007. I started contributing around the end of that month.

I do spelling/typo fixes and anti-vandalism with Lupin's anti-vandal tool. I also do some copyediting, but minor stuff, not like completely reading an article and looking for errors.

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Heroes rocks. I'm also into computers/programming/the like.

I also like studying languages, but I'm only fluent in one. My sister's learning ASL, so I know a tiny bit of it, but my grammar is crap, and my vocabulary is, too. I'm Indonesian, but my vocabulary in Bahasa Indonesia is very limited beyond everyday words.

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I have a problem with the words "yes" and "no." I typically say "pretty much" and "not really."
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I'm bored.
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Most (if not all) of my contributions are minor edits. But I almost never tag them as minor, because I'm absent-minded.
~~I love Nelon.~~ Uhh... no.

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