If you are reading this, make sure you are seated before continuing. Fasten your seat belts, stow your tray tables, and raise your seatbacks to their full upright position. I have a very important announcement to make:
- I am not perfect.
Shocking, I know. As proof that I am not perfect and that I am willing to admit that,[a] I have made this aquarium to showcase all the times I have been slapped in the face with a fish or even a large aquatic mammal.
Self-Trouted
Whack!
You've been whacked with a wet trout.
Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know that you did something silly.I have been trouted for: not performing my due diligence before slapping a template on an IP editor for performing what was actually a good faith attempt to fix something. — Jkudlick ⚓ (talk) 16:25, 11 February 2024 (UTC)
Self-whale
Smash!
You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know you did something really silly.
I whaled myself for not paying attention to the fact that the date being used to update scores at 2025 UEFA Women's Nations League C was today's date and assuming vandalism. I need more coffee. — Jkudlick ⚓ (talk) 16:39, 4 April 2025 (UTC)
Notes
- Yes, I know I already admitted it in the second line, but I feel the need to reiterate that I am willing to admit that I am not perfect. Which I am further reiterating with this note. I return you to your regular scheduled programming.