User:No Parking

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I'm No Parking and I approved this message

I am attending USF for degrees in Theatre and Journalism.

I tried editing Wikipedia under a different user and had a difficult time with a Total Asshole who has subsequently left the project. I, however, have chosen to stay and fight.

My New Project: The Wikipedia Cleanup Checklist

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Over there is my Cleanup Taskforce Desk. Drop me a few cleanup concerns.

Articles:

Wrote:

• Tumbling Dice -- and want to make it a feature.
• Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy -- Well, I DID but when I submitted it I was logged out... Grrrr...

Need to write

• Kathikali -- a form of Indian dance drama from Kerala. Fascinating.
• The Message (song) -- The classic rap anthem. So much is made about it's political significance, but let's not forget it kicks ass as a song.

De-stub

• A Brief History of Time
• Bobby Keys - Which I just left stubbed

Clean Up

• Hover (video game)
• Gimme Shelter (documentary)
• Shine On You Crazy Diamond -- SoYcD InfoSandBox

Make Featured

• Koyaanisqatsi -- Second favorite film of all time... Prize to whoever can guess my #1 favorite.

"I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster." -- Stewie

• Jedi mind trick -- I could make this work.
• Sokal hoax -- I don't know HOW, but it'd be a great featured article.
• Stairway to Heaven

You can help improve the articles listed below! This list updates frequently, so check back here for more tasks to try. (See Wikipedia:Maintenance or the Task Center for further information.)

Help counter systemic bias by creating new articles on important women.

Help improve popular pages, especially those of low quality.