| “ | Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. | ” |
| — Hanlon's razor | ||
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| en-GB-N | This user is a native speaker of British English. |
| en-us -0 | This user has very little understanding of American English. |
 | This user is willing to be slapped with a trout, should they need it. |
| Office green | This user's favourite colour is office green. |
 | This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
 | This user plays mahjong. |
| Thank you, TA! | This user supports that vandal-reverting temporary accounts should be especially thanked for their efforts! |
| they… | This user considers singular they standard, modern, informal English usage, so avoids it on Wikipedia. |
| "…"? | This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you? |
| . The | This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. |
| ⅒ | This user knows that the phrase "completely decimated" is "completely improper"! |
| Latin Plurals: "Data |
This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum". |
| ANAL 5 | This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar. |
| subj | This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, they would use it. |
try to | This user tries to discourage usage of "try and". |
| couldn't've | This user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word. |
| ∞ | This user is an ageless immortal. |
| tyop typo | This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team. |
 | This user is a member of the Guild of Copy Editors. |
 | This user has AutoWikiBrowser rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify) |
 | This user has been an extended confirmed user for 5 years, 2 months and 2 weeks. (verify) |
 | This user has been a rollbacker for 5 years, 3 weeks and 1 day. (verify) |
 | This user has been a new pages reviewer for 4 years, 10 months, 1 week and 2 days. (verify) |
 | This user uses AutoWikiBrowser to quickly make repetitive edits. |
 | This user uses HotCat to work with categories. |
 | This user participates in WikiProject Redirect. |
| Vandalism Level: Minor
2.92 RPM according to DeadbeefBot 12:52, 27 June 2026 (UTC) () |
| 1500+ | This user once made 1500+ edits in one day. |
 | Wikipedia is currently valued at 848 million dollars (and increasing).what!? |
 | This user is a participant in WikiProject Articles for creation. You can help! |
| This user helps out at Redirects for creation. So can you! |
 | This user scored 220 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 1036326932). |
| This user scored 337 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 1074677258). |
| This user scored 301 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 1260226260). |
 | This user uses reFill to expand bare references. |
 | This user runs a bot, Qwerfjkl (bot) (contribs). It performs tasks that are extremely tedious to do manually. |
Some links about me
New pages patrol backlog
Very high unreviewed pages backlog (18427)
20:00, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
3-month backlog at AFC.
There are currently 4,842 pending submissions.
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Wikipedia vandalism information
(abuse log)
Low to moderate level of vandalism
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2.92 RPM according to DeadbeefBot 12:52, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
Pending changes backlog
(review log)
Very low backlog
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1 pages according to DatBot 21:45, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
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Qwerfjkl (bot) (BRFA · contribs · actions log · block log · flag log · user rights)
Tools
- toolforge:missingredirectsproject, a website for creating suggested redirets.
- User:Qwerfjkl/scripts, for a list of various scripts I've made.
My toolsadmin account qwerfjkl is associated with the tools abba (a work-in-progress fork of yabbr for expanding bare references), missingredirectsproject, qwerfjklbot, the main tool I run my bot tasks on, tagafcdrafts, and watchlistemail for receiving emails for bot edits.
User essays worth reading
(Copied from User:EEng)
- Wikipedia:Revert notification opt-out
- Wikipedia:Identifying reliable sources (history)
- Wikipedia:Presentism
- User:Ritchie333/Hit and run editors
- WP:Lies Miss Snodgrass Told You
- WP:Wikipedia is not about whining
- WP:Principle of Some Astonishment
- WP:Diffusing conflict
- Wikipedia:Criticism -- re "Criticism", "Controversy" and similar sections
- User:Ritchie333#Zen and the art of Wikipedia Maintenance
- WP:If MOS doesn't need a rule on something, then it needs to not have a rule on that thing (help invited)
- WP:Iron Law of Infobox Ubiquity
- WP:Please shoot yourself in the foot (cf. WP:Don't shoot yourself in the foot)
- Wikipedia:Noted not notable – help invited
- WP:ASSUMEGODFAITH – not (yet) worth reading, actually.
- WP:BENOTBOLD
- Wikipedia:Queen Elizabeth slipped majestically into the water
- WP:LOCATION Location, location, location! (plus WP:AREYOUBEINGSERVED)
- WP:INTOTHEWOULDS Needs to be split out
- WP:ANIFLU
- Wikipedia:Editors you might confuse WP:Editors who may be confused
- Wikipedia:We are not as dumb as you think we are
- User:Guy Macon/Yes. We are biased. (towards science and against pseudoscience, towards astronomy, and against astrology ...)
- User:Physchim62/Situation Normal: All FACked up re the dysfunction of the FA process
- Wikipedia:Don't call it "Wiki" – People who do are usually trouble
This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".
- See also
Quotes
These quotes are random, and will change if you purge the page. (.)
<TimStarling> unfortunately my psychic debugging skills don't extend as far as actually telling you what line of code the issue is in
And from meta:IRC/Quotes:
(From #wikimedia)
<Nemo_bis> Too bad, I hoped for
https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikimedia_Cascadia to be a proposed user group
of cascading protection enthusiasts.